CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Crops Grown:	1660	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9138	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Star Shards Collected:	52
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	6761
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8117	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	755	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8065
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	8688	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Farms Harvested:	509	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Items Found:	3002

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	8986	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Emeralds Found:	3934	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	4892

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	288
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com