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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4353 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 4818 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.
With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.