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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5734 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 386966 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb your selfies and steal your diamonds!
Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize! And don’t forget about our legendary parkour course where the obstacles include dodging exploding chickens and riding on the backs of giant turtles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (or maybe you will, who knows?).