Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as corrupt as the US military? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to make $60 billion disappear faster than you can say “embezzlement”. Our battlefield conditions are so bad, even Russia’s military spending looks like pocket change in comparison. And don’t worry about addressing corruption, we embrace it with open arms! So come on, join us and abandon all hope of a fair and just Minecraft experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

    Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

    But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Crops Grown: 8250 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

    Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!
    Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Crops Grown: 2243 Dragon Eggs Found: 5234

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

    LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

    2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

    3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

    4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

    CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

    Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 385090 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

    QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet
    Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Zombie Dances: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

    Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

    Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 291 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

    Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!
    Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 86 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8317
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

    CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

    Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

    Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dimension Hops: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness
    Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

    Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

    Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

    So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6478 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

    And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

    So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Ores Mined: 1735
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dimension Hops: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

    CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you
    Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

    So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

    Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

    Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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