CraftyCorpRage | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchantments Applied:	82	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems like healthcare denial and corporate greed? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can battle against evil corporations who are trying to deny healthcare to innocent villagers. Take down their CEO bosses in epic boss battles and show them who’s boss in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – we also have magical potions that can heal any ailment, including healthcare denial! Just brew up a potion of healing and watch as your health bar fills up faster than you can say “Obamacare”.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start fighting against injustice in the most fun and hilarious way possible! Who knew taking down evil corporations could be so entertaining?

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9060	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crops Grown:	7106

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	4801

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8424	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Towns Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	734
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	6

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Items Found:	2022

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	5112	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ores Mined:	7028	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!