CraftyCopsNTrouble

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Atomic Antibiotics Craft

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hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a magical land where u can craft atomic antibiotics to fight off those pesky bacteria mobs!

join us and become a master pharmacist in the minecraft world! but wait, there’s more! not only can u save the world from bacterial resistance, but u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot lasers from ur eyes!

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs boring old survival mode when u can be a superhero pharmacist in minecraft land? join now and let’s save the world, one antibiotic at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	4137

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FroobWorld: Where semi-vanilla meets extra sprinkles and a side of piggyback rides. Patch 1.21 included!

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Minecraft Server Information

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UG9CjMGtSs
Website	https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap	https://map.froobworld.com/

Overview

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Features

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

1. What is the server IP?

The server IP is s.froobworld.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the rules include no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. Chat is kept at PG-13 levels.

3. Is there a limit to land claiming?

There is no limit to the size of land claiming, within reason.

4. Are donations accepted on the server?

No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Anime Lovers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have a secret underground society of unmarried, unloved, and unaccompanied anime teachers who are just waiting for someone to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join our server and you could be the hero they’ve been waiting for!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to the world’s tallest Minecraft roller coaster, where you can experience thrills and spills like never before. Just be sure to hold onto your blocky hat!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magic Items Found:	7212	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Blocky Danganronpa Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GFChoresMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NieceConfrontAITA

Boundaries, Communication, confronting family, confronting husband, confronting spouse, emotional investment, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, favoritism, financial support, Jealousy, marriage issues, neglecting children, Niece, NieceConfrontAITA, parenting, prioritizing family, relationship problems, Resentment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, secret alliances, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining away, collecting resources, when suddenly your in-game husband starts favoring his niece over your own virtual children. He’s spending all his diamonds on her, building her luxurious mansions while your kids are stuck in a dirt hut. Will you confront him and risk being labeled as the jealous, crazy Minecraft mom? The drama is real, folks!

But that’s not all – we also have scandalous jailbreaks, shady deals with villagers, and epic quests to uncover the truth behind hidden family secrets. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GreatestPlayerEver – Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe? We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Our spawn town is so lit, it’s rumored that even Herobrine himself wants to move in!

Join us and become part of the most elite group of gamers who have ever graced the digital world. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a house on top of another player’s house, and instead of getting mad, they became roommates!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll have the chance to become the greatest human or living being to ever exist. Forget about history books, the real legends are born in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyBedroomAntics

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the wildest and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. From battling giant mutant chickens to riding on flying pigs, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unique and bizarre sex experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. From getting it on with a sexy villager to roleplaying as a naughty Enderman, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, then come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fluoride Fun Zone

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hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🌎 Infinite Confusion Isles [DMP] (1.21) (Java) (Semi-Spicy) (18-) (Whiteout) (Map) (PvP) (Grape-Friendly)

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Infinity Isles <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/episode-482/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our Discord server!

Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Start Date	March 25th
Version	1.21
World Border	10k

Features

Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted community to ensure quality players
East US coast server location for good connection
Player-run shopping district
Bi-weekly events and off-schedule activities
Resource worlds for gathering materials
Non-Pay-to-Win donation perks
Friendly staff team and active Discord community

Apply

Apply to join our server on Discord!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please apply on our Discord server using the link provided above.

What are the server rules?

Our server rules are simple: respect others, no griefing, and no cheating. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.

Can I donate to the server?

Yes, we have donation options available on our website. Donations are used to improve server performance and are strictly non-Pay-to-Win.

What kind of events do you host?

We host bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities such as Storage Wars, ARG, and Charity Manhunt.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enough enchanted weapons to make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, it’s always someone’s birthday. So don’t kill yourself, come celebrate with us and enjoy some cake (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mines Excavated:	4194	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JXL on Windows Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house-trained).

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself and summon an army of zombie chickens to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever created. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2341
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SpoiledBrat’sKitchen Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.

Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!

So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Animals Bred:	87	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.