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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5963 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.