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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9466 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!