CraftyContraband | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ores Mined:	5658	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Love Letters Sent:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9622
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	4151
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	7035
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

body heat, collaboration, Cookin, Cooking, Egg, energy conservation, Experiment, food preparation, group activity, Heat, heat conduction, Heat exchange, heat source, heat transfer, human body, Party, PHYSICS., scientific demonstration, space occupation, teamwork, Temperature regulation, thermal dynamics, thermal energy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Items Found:	3996	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	95	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

Sheep Evolution Craft

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, Ancient genomics, ancient populations, animal breeding, animal domestication, animal husbandry, archaeological evidence, Craft, Development, dispersal, domestic sheep, Evolution, evolutionary biology, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic history, genetic research, livestock genetics, Origin, Sheep, sheep breeds, wool production

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Star Shards Collected:	241
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.

Furry – Block PC/PE server minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, BLOCK, Furry, Gaming, lamp, Minecraft, PC, pe, Platform, Pure Minecraft, Server, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, World Map

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
New Chunks Explored:	507876	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	297	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

✅ Furry – Block 1.21.x | Without griffrand | Honest survival ✅

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The project in question invites all lovers of real lamp survival in the world of Minecraft. There are no privates and donated equipment, which retains the purity of the vanilla gaming process and provides a healthy economic environment of the server. You do not have to worry about privileges or an unfair advantage; Each of your action will be based solely on your skills and strategies.

The unique advantage of our server is SimplevoiceChat’s voice chat support, which creates an even more comfortable atmosphere for interacting with other players. Now you can communicate with friends in real time, which makes the survival process even more exciting and rich.

For players on the Bedrock platform, our server is available at the following address: IP: Play.furryblock.ru | Port: 26000, which opens up opportunities for a wide audience, regardless of their preferred system.

In addition, we have a website with a world map, where each participant can observe the activity of other players. You can see who is doing what, and not miss the important events taking place in the game world.

Join us to plunge into the atmosphere of pure minecraft, where each of your solutions matters, and your adventures are waiting in the wings.

furryblock.ru

Players:	101/200	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Enchantments Applied:	263	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1