CraftyContraband | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Emeralds Found:	289
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Animals Bred:	60
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2352

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	7944
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Towns Built:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3134
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	143

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8344
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	414261
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5401	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1