CraftyContraband | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4207	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5156
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4390
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3046	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mines Excavated:	2135
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7131
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Votes:	1303
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Votes:	6502	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8642
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	56
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3420
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	41222
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	386596
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	7223
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Potions Brewed:	93	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Animals Bred:	68	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7