CraftyContraband | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Emeralds Found:	3124
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2859

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1303	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8134	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4617
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	143	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8977	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	2023
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15