CraftyContraband | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	5579
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8066	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Enchantments Applied:	142	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Towns Built:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	1643	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	282
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	6127	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Potions Brewed:	176

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	561	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	6786
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7