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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6130 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 295 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.