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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5814 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?
