so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Enchantments Applied: 70 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Crops Grown: 1059
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Star Shards Collected: 159
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 149 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2314 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Runes Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8425
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Emeralds Found: 1054 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Farms Harvested: 198
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Potions Brewed: 131 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Villages Defended: 18
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Animals Bred: 101 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3975
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2467 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Towns Built: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Farms Harvested: 866
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ores Mined: 5307
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Dragon Eggs Found: 5373

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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