so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Void Armor Forged: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Players Killed by Monsters: 6375 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Items Found: 2458
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Runes Activated: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1935 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Potions Brewed: 169

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crops Grown: 7873
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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