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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2989 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8040 |
New Chunks Explored: | 589518 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 511 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Our server is home to the most outrageous and hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of chickens to holding impromptu dance parties in the middle of the forest, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just ask for the secret handshake (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of dabbing).
So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft community? Join us today and prepare for the ride of your life (literally, we have roller coasters).