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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Holy Grails Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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