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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6969 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.
But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).
So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.
