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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3827 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.
But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).
So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.
