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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4475 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
