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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5675 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Ores Mined: | 3520 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 896 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
