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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6177 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 6613 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 214 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
