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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5515 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
