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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5890 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
