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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8135 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 148 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
