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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 966 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8519 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
