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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4654 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2498 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
