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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9810 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
