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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 258 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
