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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4754 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1025 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
