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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5883 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
