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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8800 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who only speak in Shakespearean English. Trust us, you’ve never experienced roleplay like this before.
2. We have a custom-built maze that changes every hour, and the only way to escape is by solving riddles written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Good luck!
3. Our PvP arena is located on a floating island that is constantly being bombarded by flaming meteors. It’s like a game of dodgeball, but with actual fireballs.
4. Want to tame a pet dragon? Well, on our server, you have to first defeat a giant chicken boss who guards the dragon eggs. And yes, the chicken boss wears a top hat.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your skills in the most absurd ways possible, then join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious.
