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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3561 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.
Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.
So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!