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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 785 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4070 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.
Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.
So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!