CraftyCommiesNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Items Found:	1821	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Potions Brewed:	97
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8192

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1332

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/200	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Players:	92/300	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8