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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Emeralds Found: | 1007 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.
one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.
oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.
also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.
so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.
