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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4642 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.
oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.
also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.
so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.