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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8879 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6404 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.
one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.
oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.
also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.
so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.
