CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, Assistance, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military aid, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, war effort, world news

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	102724
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are teaming up to take over the world! build your own communist empire and fight against the evil capitalists trying to stop you!

we have exclusive weapons like the vodka launcher and the great wall of china defense system. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious war in minecraft history!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure, join now and show the world that you are the ultimate communist warrior!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	9

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	1168	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Emeralds Found:	7309	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crops Grown:	4384

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	6858	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	9222	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Items Found:	5179	Dimension Hops:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Animals Bred:	172
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	703	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6740
Magic Items Found:	5913	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	243
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7380	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	99	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever