CraftyCommiesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	51	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Spears Created:	28
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	4300
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2033	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ores Mined:	3007	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crops Grown:	4099	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Emeralds Found:	2847
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	58
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Towns Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	80
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8213
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	7022
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2