CraftyCommies: New Cold War

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

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Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	10
New Chunks Explored:	343037	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Celeb Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4218
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WeddingDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Wisdom

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“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	4939

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magic Items Found:	1138

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	3388	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	145
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	3622	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	581	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	1612	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12