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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2999 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!
