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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2245 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7953 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4956 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!
