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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4933 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 440 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
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so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.