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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2117 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5019 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.
But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.
So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.
