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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7115 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1710 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.
So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.