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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1715 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3198 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2810 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.
But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.
So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.
