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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6384 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6611 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 3845 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.
But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.
So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.
